Ranhityak is a god.

He takes the form of a small, effective goat.

Ranhityak created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ranhityak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ranhityak, he will turn you into a rock.

Ranhityak's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Ranhityak's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle gold while unclean.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Ranhityak in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not covet oxen.