Sasvenkim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful hummingbird.

Sasvenkim created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasvenkim, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sasvenkim, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sasvenkim's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Sasvenkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear stockings marked with magenta.

2. You must love Sasvenkim.

3. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.

4. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

5. Never allow snails to sleep beneath your roof.