Ponvigvid is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ponvigvid created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponvigvid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ponvigvid, she will be very unhappy.

Ponvigvid's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Ponvigvid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Ponvigvid in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always remove ear rings before touching silver.

3. Do not keep seven frogs in a large pit.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about fire.