Cengebsin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair fly.

Cengebsin created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cengebsin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cengebsin, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cengebsin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cengebsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.