Jopyakflag is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, calm
gorilla.
Jopyakflag created silver seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jopyakflag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Jopyakflag, he will turn you into a snail.
Jopyakflag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Jopyakflag's Holy Commandments1. Learn eight new languages a year.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never write about nebulae.
4. Do not kill otters.
5. Never go into purple rooms.