Dabsisarf Narwotmin Xenhoglarn is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unthinking swan.

Dabsisarf Narwotmin Xenhoglarn created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabsisarf Narwotmin Xenhoglarn, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dabsisarf Narwotmin Xenhoglarn, it will turn you into a dog.

Dabsisarf Narwotmin Xenhoglarn's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dabsisarf Narwotmin Xenhoglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.