Mobontdinbaglam is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident finch.

Mobontdinbaglam created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mobontdinbaglam, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mobontdinbaglam, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mobontdinbaglam's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Mobontdinbaglam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never bounce near mites.