Tapdimman is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, proud
frog.
Tapdimman created Africa two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tapdimman, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Tapdimman, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Tapdimman's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Tapdimman's Holy Commandments1. You must love Tapdimman.
2. Feed all hungry ducks.
3. Worship no other gods but Tapdimman.
4. Never write about quantum mechanics.
5. Never talk about dark matter near dolphins while wearing red tights.