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She takes the form of a small, wise sheep.

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Stipbetcet Kanmutwot's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

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3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.