Butbadbon is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, astonishing
tapir.
Butbadbon created the world three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Butbadbon, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Butbadbon, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Butbadbon's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Butbadbon's Holy Commandments1. Never leap near great tits.
2. Always help sick mice.
3. Never talk about sheep.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Butbadbon loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.