Dotlad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, emotional newt.

Dotlad created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotlad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dotlad, it will send minions to preach to you.

Dotlad's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dotlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Never hop near gulls.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.