Miphabhen Cimfumhap Cimbemcit is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, happy ant.

Miphabhen Cimfumhap Cimbemcit created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miphabhen Cimfumhap Cimbemcit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Miphabhen Cimfumhap Cimbemcit, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Miphabhen Cimfumhap Cimbemcit's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Miphabhen Cimfumhap Cimbemcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Run away from brown hamsters, for they are unholy.

5. You must love Miphabhen Cimfumhap Cimbemcit.