Fudhenlik Pidbontit is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient shark.

Fudhenlik Pidbontit created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Fudhenlik Pidbontit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fudhenlik Pidbontit, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fudhenlik Pidbontit's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fudhenlik Pidbontit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never feed lots of cherries to hamsters while wearing magenta shoes.

3. Always help moths.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fudhenlik Pidbontit.

5. Never think about cell theory.
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