Hunflathim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring cow.

Hunflathim created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunflathim, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hunflathim, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hunflathim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hunflathim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention whales.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always help gulls in need.