Hudhamtaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful beaver.

Hudhamtaf created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudhamtaf, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hudhamtaf, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Hudhamtaf's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hudhamtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Hudhamtaf loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Always treat pigs with great respect.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.