Rullgodsad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, kind jackal.

Rullgodsad created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullgodsad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rullgodsad, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rullgodsad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Rullgodsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Do not kill turtles.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never wear ear rings.