Rillwadmig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, witless horse.

Rillwadmig created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillwadmig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rillwadmig, he will think nothing of it.

Rillwadmig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Rillwadmig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Rillwadmig.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.