Tamsandhabbog is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, two-faced weasel.
Tamsandhabbog created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in Tamsandhabbog, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in Tamsandhabbog, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Tamsandhabbog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Tamsandhabbog's Holy Commandments
1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Never go into pink rooms.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Worship no other gods but Tamsandhabbog.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.