Nadyar Kipmisraklist Pomratveg is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast turtle.
Nadyar Kipmisraklist Pomratveg created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.
If you believe in Nadyar Kipmisraklist Pomratveg, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in Nadyar Kipmisraklist Pomratveg, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Nadyar Kipmisraklist Pomratveg's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Nadyar Kipmisraklist Pomratveg's Holy Commandments
1. Shrews are not to be trusted.
2. Never write about planets.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Do not kill tortoises.
5. Erect three zinc sculptures of Nadyar Kipmisraklist Pomratveg on top of important buildings.