Goftityik is a god.

He takes the form of a small, calm troll.

Goftityik created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Goftityik, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Goftityik, he will destroy your home solar system.

Goftityik's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Goftityik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never wear pink kilts.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always obey Goftityik's priests.