Nibhadrow is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering weasel.

Nibhadrow created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nibhadrow, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nibhadrow, she will turn you into a goat.

Nibhadrow's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nibhadrow's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Nibhadrow on top of important buildings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat bark.