Quaggigarfquill is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, two-faced hare.

Quaggigarfquill created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quaggigarfquill, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quaggigarfquill, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Quaggigarfquill's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Quaggigarfquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Erect three iron sculptures of Quaggigarfquill on top of important buildings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quaggigarfquill.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Always stare at clouds.