Ponragtal Wadkinbin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, smart dugong.

Ponragtal Wadkinbin created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponragtal Wadkinbin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ponragtal Wadkinbin, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Ponragtal Wadkinbin's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Ponragtal Wadkinbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.