Mifmumdib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise naga.

Mifmumdib created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifmumdib, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mifmumdib, she will ignore you.

Mifmumdib's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Mifmumdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mifmumdib.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Mifmumdib must be the most important thing in your life.