Hugdibort is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic mouse.

Hugdibort created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugdibort, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hugdibort, it will not care at all.

Hugdibort's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Hugdibort's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hugdibort.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Hugdibort in the centre of the settlement.