Timfobrul is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, ruthless dryad.

Timfobrul created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Timfobrul, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Timfobrul, it will turn you into a goat.

Timfobrul's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Timfobrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Retreat if four dogs approach from the west.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near manatees while wearing white dresses and balancing five gold spheres on your chest.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Respect your elders.