Mipfossaf is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, narcissistic mink.

Mipfossaf created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipfossaf, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mipfossaf, she will strike you with lightening.

Mipfossaf's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Mipfossaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Mipfossaf loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Mipfossaf on top of important buildings.

5. Always pray immersed in water.