Ratlegnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered goblin.

Ratlegnutt created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratlegnutt, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ratlegnutt, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ratlegnutt's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Ratlegnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.