Henfunfit is a god.

It takes the form of a small, able wyrm.

Henfunfit created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Henfunfit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Henfunfit, it will send minions to preach to you.

Henfunfit's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Henfunfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not make images of living things.