Nurlmad Arnsteryart is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, prudent bird.

Nurlmad Arnsteryart created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlmad Arnsteryart, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nurlmad Arnsteryart, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nurlmad Arnsteryart's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nurlmad Arnsteryart's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never laugh near porpoises.

4. Nurlmad Arnsteryart loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

5. Feed all hungry mites.