Cudsasran is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, irritating dove.

Cudsasran created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudsasran, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cudsasran, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cudsasran's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cudsasran's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of pigs.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Cudsasran in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near ants while wearing turquoise shoes and balancing eight gold spheres on your neck.

5. Always help sick snakes.