Saflunflap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, charitable cobra.

Saflunflap created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saflunflap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Saflunflap, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Saflunflap's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Saflunflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must pray to Saflunflap nine times a day.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not skip in public.