Rowlargvigstikquillhun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, awesome narwhal.

Rowlargvigstikquillhun created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowlargvigstikquillhun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rowlargvigstikquillhun, she will boil you in a big pot.

Rowlargvigstikquillhun's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Rowlargvigstikquillhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Do not drink alcohol.