Sishabciss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking rhinoceros.

Sishabciss created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sishabciss, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sishabciss, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sishabciss' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sishabciss' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not fashion tools from copper.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.