Zimfudlig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonest pig.

Zimfudlig created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zimfudlig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zimfudlig, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zimfudlig's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Zimfudlig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Zimfudlig on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always help sick gulls.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.