Gigflabbod is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome
manatee.
Gigflabbod created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gigflabbod, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Gigflabbod, she will send you a sign.
Gigflabbod's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Gigflabbod's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about pigs.
2. Learn seven new languages a year.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Never talk about spacetime near frogs while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing six titanium spheres on your face.