Gigflabbod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome manatee.

Gigflabbod created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigflabbod, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gigflabbod, she will send you a sign.

Gigflabbod's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Gigflabbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about spacetime near frogs while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing six titanium spheres on your face.