Quimhighit is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, caring wombat.

Quimhighit created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimhighit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quimhighit, it will turn you into a sheep.

Quimhighit's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Quimhighit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Quimhighit.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.