Bigsabfebbogjen is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, confident
mongoose.
Bigsabfebbogjen created the solar system four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bigsabfebbogjen, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Bigsabfebbogjen, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Bigsabfebbogjen's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Bigsabfebbogjen's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Never feed lots of cherries to monkeys while wearing pink jumpers.
3. Never look at asteroids.
4. Never write about enzymes.
5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Bigsabfebbogjen in the centre of the settlement.