Quamzenwit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable dog.

Quamzenwit created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Quamzenwit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quamzenwit, it will cry a lot.

Quamzenwit's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Quamzenwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.