Bosscunwab Cibpasdad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless slug.

Bosscunwab Cibpasdad created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosscunwab Cibpasdad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bosscunwab Cibpasdad, she will turn you into a mole.

Bosscunwab Cibpasdad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bosscunwab Cibpasdad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always wash your arms before prayer.

5. Never think about galaxies.