Mis is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unjust tortoise.

Mis created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mis, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mis, he will think nothing of it.

Mis' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Mis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.