Dubbapveen is a god.

It takes the form of a small, selfish naga.

Dubbapveen created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Dubbapveen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dubbapveen, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Dubbapveen's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dubbapveen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dubbapveen.

2. Retreat if seven geese approach from the east.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near tortoises while wearing yellow dresses.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.