Hatdinsid is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, strong guinea pig.

Hatdinsid created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatdinsid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hatdinsid, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Hatdinsid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Hatdinsid's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Do not stand on grass.