Jatgodved is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, omniscient tapir.

Jatgodved created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatgodved, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jatgodved, she will turn you into a slug.

Jatgodved's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Jatgodved's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Jatgodved in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.