Inglakhit is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, witless bee.

Inglakhit created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Inglakhit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Inglakhit, she will be very unhappy.

Inglakhit's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Inglakhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always count to three before sleeping.

5. Hide if seven seals approach from the north.