Pangbast Vidquill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy armadillo.

Pangbast Vidquill created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangbast Vidquill, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pangbast Vidquill, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Pangbast Vidquill's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Pangbast Vidquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt grasshopers.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pangbast Vidquill.