Popflyfar is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful skunk.

Popflyfar created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popflyfar, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Popflyfar, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Popflyfar's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Popflyfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near eagles while wearing mauve skirts and balancing nine silicon spheres on your chest.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Popflyfar loves badgers, so they must be respected.