Cunpagtad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful squid.

Cunpagtad created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Cunpagtad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cunpagtad, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cunpagtad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cunpagtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never point your back toward the south during prayer.

4. Never jump in summer.

5. Never think about cell theory.