Bessflishudaf is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, astonishing lizard.

Bessflishudaf created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bessflishudaf, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bessflishudaf, it will turn you into a tree.

Bessflishudaf's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bessflishudaf's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.