Fityarptiglopcenhoghigran is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable pigeon.

Fityarptiglopcenhoghigran created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fityarptiglopcenhoghigran, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fityarptiglopcenhoghigran, it will ignore you.

Fityarptiglopcenhoghigran's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fityarptiglopcenhoghigran's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not kill nematodes.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Never eat green fruit.