Stigsadzog is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, resourceful slug.

Stigsadzog created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigsadzog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Stigsadzog, it will laugh at you.

Stigsadzog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Stigsadzog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

4. Never whisper while facing south.

5. Do not dye your hair black.