Ceblopcet is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, boastful lion.

Ceblopcet created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceblopcet, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ceblopcet, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ceblopcet's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ceblopcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of whales.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never feed lots of lentils to monkeys while wearing blue trousers.