Venbunquillwab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty jaguar.

Venbunquillwab created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Venbunquillwab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Venbunquillwab, she will turn you into a rock.

Venbunquillwab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Venbunquillwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Venbunquillwab.