Donsinnul is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent hamster.

Donsinnul created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donsinnul, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Donsinnul, he will turn you into a dog.

Donsinnul's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Donsinnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist order.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never speak the names of moons aloud.