Flagtargsid is a god.

He takes the form of a small, deceitful clam.

Flagtargsid created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Flagtargsid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flagtargsid, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Flagtargsid's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Flagtargsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Always treat doves with great respect.

5. Do not kill nematodes.