Citfabhub is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous elephant.

Citfabhub created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Citfabhub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Citfabhub, she will not care.

Citfabhub's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Citfabhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at dawn.

2. You must pray to Citfabhub five times a day.

3. Never fashion tools from bone.

4. Always store garlic above ground.

5. Always pray immersed in water.