Hinmapponpan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, narcissistic crow.

Hinmapponpan created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinmapponpan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hinmapponpan, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Hinmapponpan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hinmapponpan's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Never point your back toward the south during prayer.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Hinmapponpan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not run in public.