Bottadgof is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying rat.

Bottadgof created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bottadgof, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bottadgof, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bottadgof's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bottadgof's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bottadgof nine times a day.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.